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Embarrassed Diebold officials apologized after one of their electronic voting machines prematurely revealed the winner of our upcoming sham election.More coverage at: http://onion.com
Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: TheOnion
Length: 02:44
Rating: 4.91
Views: 252690
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CanadianPride8 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
"If you can't trust your shadowy overlords to keep a secret..." XD
MaicoMoon (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
McFag wishes the Onion wasn't fake and gay.
ryanatatlantis (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
The assassination joke was mean, but otherwise I liked this. I wish this was how the election really turned out.
Danno1850 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
LOL ... gold
philami1 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
If you paid attention the the spokesman for the electronic voting machines he did say (several times), "The ILLUSION of DEMOCRACY!" That is exactly what we got!
GreatWaldoneous (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
that diebold guy sorta looks like the diebold exec that said he was "committed to delivering Ohio's vote to George Bush" in 2004
iloveyoucaylie (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
ugh wtf
MDG1143 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
the girl at 0:51 is SOOO ugly. but this vido is so funny" i dont even know if i can enjoy this sham election anymore"
skorpionsks (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
How did George Carlin put it? "It's a biiiiiiig club, and you ain't in it."
dorkdude51 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
we would like to say sorry to our shadowy puppetmasters, this will not happen again, please have mercy on us.lol |